Vegan Vampire Vaginas

First, this is a real book. Second, the description on Amazon begins,

From the man who brought you VEGAN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and BOSTON POSH, comes...

 

Vegan Vampire Vaginas

And then goes on to explain the torrid tale of a man who has a talking cooter in his hand and accidentally kills a bunch of people while robbing a bank. And this all comes to you courtesy of an author named Wol-vriey. Can you say 'Christmas shopping complete!'

We emailed Satan requesting that it be made into a movie.