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Vote The 2014 Testy Festy Hottest Bartender [POLL]

Wanna win free passes to this year’s Testy Festy in Rock Creek? Its simple. We all know that one of the things that makes Testy Festy so special is the scenic beauty that is the staff. The bartenders at Testy Festy are the soul of the entire event. If it wasn’t for these fine girls slinging drinks and keeping the party people thoroughly lubricated, Testy Festy wouldn’t be the same. Plus, they sure are fun to look at. Vote for the hottest bartender at this year’s Testy Fest and you will automatically entered to win passes to this world famous event.

Let’s Meet this Year’s Starting Lineup!

- Kayla

Kayla

This is Kayla’s 2nd year at the World Famous Testy Fest. Known for her Kung Fu style waitress skills, Kayla once delivered a double Jack n Coke to thirsty Tibetan monks.

Kayla’s Motto: “If you’re not wasted, the day is!”

-Aubrey

Aubrey

You can find this beutiful blonde inside the lodge flinging drinks so fast it will make your head spin. Aubrey once sandpapered an alligators butthole while inside a phone booth and still managed to get out without a scratch.

Motto: “When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football”

-Ashley

Ashley

Ashley is all about the challenge of navigating the treacherous crowds to ensure that each customer gets their ice cold beverages in a timely manner. Even if that means having to throw bows on a little ol’ lady.

Motto: SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

- Tatianna

Tatianna

When Tatianna is on the loose you never know what will happen. Once someone asked Tatianna for a “whiskey water” and she poured a “whiskey rocks.” When called out by the customer for the wrong order, she spoke like a true firecracker “LET THE ICE MELT!” BOOM!

Motto: “Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.”

- Jess a.k.a. “Rabbit”

Jess

This will be Jess a.k.a “Rabbit’s” 5th year at the annual worshiping of bovine balls. Jess got her name for her lightning fast serving of adult beverages. She currently holds the world record for serving 300 “Duck Farts” in under 10 minutes.

Motto: “If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants”

-Cara

Cara

This will be Cara’s first year bartending Testy Fest. But she is no stranger to a challenge. Just ask her about the time she successfully overcame procrastination. She is easy on the eyes and can serve a stiff drink.

Motto: “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.”

 

Update: voting has now ended.

 

 

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