Looking for Valentines Day gift ideas? Maybe you are celebrating " National Singles Awareness Day?" Either way, you have got to know someone who would enjoy a pleasurable wake up call. No need for coffee, this vibrating alarm clock wakes a person up with a jolt to the crotchel region.

According to the Huffington Post

a vibrator/alarm clock hybrid called the Wake-Up Vibe. Set the timer, put it in your panties and when the time comes, you... well... you get the idea.

The device is sleek, curved and comes in three colors -- almost like a new product from Apple. And while the Wake-Up Vibe may sound like a hoax (especially given the grammatical mistakes on the product's website), it's listed as currently available on Amazon.com, where it's selling for between $91.15 and $96.25, depending on the color.