Walmart Shopper Busted with $100 Worth of Groceries in Her Vagina

Nothing beats the "People of Wal-Mart" videos. It seems like that store is a beacon that attracts stupid people like a moth to a flame. I'm not saying I don't shop there, but half the reason I do is just to witness some of the delightful people that shop there. Recently a woman was arrested for shoplifting at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania. She wasn't stashing items in her purse or under her shirt. Nope, she was hiding the groceries in her baby cave.

According to Daily Viral Stuff

Holly Fray was able to get some food products into hers shouldn’t be that alarming…..unless of course you consider the grocery list…

The Pittson, Pennsylvania woman is facing charges and fines after being arrested Thursday evening. Keen eyed Walmart employees couldn’t help but notice the resourceful thief shoving food up her dress and called the cops.

Officer Charles Langan said that Fray was given a full body search during which several oranges fell onto the floor between her legs.

“I thought she stuffed a bunch of things in her pants so I gave her a fast pat down, when I felt nothing and saw items begin to fall out of her pants, I knew something was up,” said Officer Langan. “A female officer was called in after Miss Fray was brought to the station, and a more thorough search was initiated.”

“They asked me to come do a full cavity search on a recently arrested shoplifter, which is very unusual. They told me that they thought she was holding groceries in her vagina, and I literally laughed out loud. They told me about the oranges and not feeling anything during the pat down, so I took her in the back and sure enough, we found nearly $100 worth of groceries inside of her vagina. A dozen eggs, bread, milk, a few more oranges, as well as a full porterhouse and a rack of bacon were in there, plus a lot more. I was shocked.”