Don't lie! You have done things with fireworks that are probably not safe. I have a list longer than my arm, full of stupid things I have done. For example, trying to send a grasshopper into space on a bottle rocket. Or stuffing a huge missile into a stuffed animal's butt. But luckily I still have all my fingers. This 4th of July holiday, make sure to obey the law and be safe. Or you may end up like the guys in the following compilation.

According to guyspeed

The bottle rocket out of the butt, the quick fuse and the holding-it-one-second-too-longs… These are some of the true classics of the firecracker FAIL genre. But what nearly brought tears to our eyes are all the news ways the current generation is coming up with to blow themselves up. Exhibit A: the dog with the Roman candle. We couldn’t be prouder."