Well, There Goes Our Wish for a Vagina Couch

Over the weekend, a listener tipped us off about a vagina couch being sold for $1 on Craigslist.

The very comfy looking sofa originally said it was being sold out of Portland, but the only one we found was in California. Either way, we are heart broken, as both posts have been taken down.

Check out why we were so excited. I mean, who doesn't want to snuggle up deep in a lady hole and watch Netflix for several hours?

Original ad:

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting.