First, tiny hamsters ate tiny burritos from tiny plates for Cinco de Mayo. Now tiny hamsters return eating tiny slices of pizza from tiny plates. After a very serious and lengthy discussion, we've decided that the next logical choice would be tiny hamsters eating tiny burgers from tiny plates. However, what we'd prefer to watch is tiny hamsters eating tiny hot dogs from tiny plates. But it would have to include the footage of the human building the tiny hot dogs, like in the burrito video.

We'd ask what you think tiny hamsters should eat next, but now that you know how ridiculous our Blaze staff meetings are, you probably just want to punch us in the face.