It's impossible to narrow it down to just one awesome memory of Rock Creek's annual Testicle Festival, there are SO many.  And EVERYBODY has a story.  You can't leave Testy Festy without some almost unbelievable tales of insanity.  Like I always say, you MUST experience the fest at least ONCE.  You'll never forget it.  Guaranteed.

One of my favorite memories is from a few years back.  My job was to get on stage directly before the official wet t-shirt contest and get the crowd amped up.  First of all, who needs to amp up a crowd for what is about to be one of the most amazing things you've ever witnessed?  The crowd needed no amping, and there was my dumb ass on the runway, really just delaying the awesomeness.

Anyway, I'm standing at the bottom of the stairs

waiting to go up, thousands of rowdy a-holes are waiting for the show and I figure out I'm standing next to a reporter from Playboy.  People are shoving and being crazy and I look at this dude and he's got this

confused/mortified look on his face.  I go

"you're from Playboy?  F**kin' awesome!".  He goes "I've seen some insane s**t in my career with Playboy, but this take's the f**kin' cake!".  Hell yeah it does.

I followed that with sharing the runway, for the very first time, with Gary The Hoser and his giant, weiner shaped wooden sprayer.  Quite the experience.

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FREE Shuttle Service Schedule

Testicle Festival Shuttle

Free round-trip service between Missoula and TestyFest.

Shuttle stops at these Missoula locations:

Stockman's Bar, 125 W. Front St.
Elbow Room, 1025 Strand Ave.
Jokers Wild, 4829 N. Reserve St.
Paradise Falls, 3621  Brooks St.

and, at the Bonner truck stop

Call to arrange pickup:

Shuttle operates Thursday August 4th, Friday August 5th, and Saturday, August 6th 2011
Noon to 2AM

GOOD LUCK!  And tip for the ladies, don't bother wearing your hot girl heels, they're just going to get lost and/or ruined.  Sneakers or biker boots!