Why the Beer You are Drinking is Giving You Man Boobs

Summertime is here and Montana has some of the most breweries per capita in the country. Perfect season for IPAs, right? Not if you don't want moobs (man boobs.)

IPAs have more hops than other beers and herbalists claim that this could increase your man bust. Herbalists use the same hops to help women increase their estrogen production, so when you drink IPAs, your estrogen levels can increase, causing moobs. And random crying spells we imagine.

Hops are flowers from the hop plant and have high levels of plant estrogen. An herbalist named Stephen Harrod BuhnerI found that hops could cause men to grow breasts. Not to mention, craft beers like IPAs typically have way more calories than beers like Bud Light. So you might gain more weight from drinking them, which could also lead to your ample man tank top puppies. And according to IRI, a market research firm from Chicago, sales of IPAs in America jumped 50% last year.

So drink up buttercup, and when those sweet moobs of yours develop, let us know so we can stage a male wet t-shirt contest this summer.