Woman Has Visions of Boyfriend’s Dead, Horny Grandma, So He Freaks Out on Her Car

I'm sure it's assumed, but of course, this happened in, you guessed it, Florida.

The cops showed up to arrest a 28-year-old man after he kicked the crap out of his girlfriend's car. When they asked him why he did it, he explained that his girlfriend is spiritual and has visions and that her latest prophecy had everything to do with his dead grandmother violating him with a sex toy.

The thought made him go into such a rage that he also smashed her cell phone, threw "creams and lotions" and tossed a used rubber onto her damaged car. Crazy dude was arrested for criminal mischief.