Woman Plans to Hand Out Halloween “Fat Notes” to Trick-or-Treaters
A woman in Fargo, North Dakota says that this Halloween she will be handing out notes and candy to trick-or-treaters.
She says she will give candy to children she deems to be an appropriate weight, but only give notes to children she considers to be "moderately obese". The notes have a smiling jack-o-lantern with a message that explains that she thinks your kid is fat and that's why you found the note amongst their Halloween candy. She also says in the message that she feels you are an irresponsible parent for allowing your fat kids to trick-or-treat.
I predict toilet paper sales will skyrocket in this neighborhood. What a snatch.