Worst Diarrhea Ever Causes Plane to Turn Around

A British Airways flight from Heathrow to Dubai was forced to turn back and land on Saturday because somebody stunk up the bathroom so badly.

My favorite part of the Vice article is "Your a**hole is essentially a terrorist." Fricken' hilarious!! From what I can tell, passengers were pissed off that the crew opted to turn back rather than just spray some Febreze.

The flight was supposed to be 7 hours long but only lasted 30 minutes after the ass explosion. When the pilot made an announcement regarding the situation, he is said to have used the phrase "liquid fecal excrement." Sounds like my dream flight, we would have had to land due to my childish and excessive laughter.