Worst Thing To Be Handcuffed To

Worst thing to be handcuffed to? Dumpster behind a fast food restaurant in 100 degree weather, Courtney Love, a hippie with a didgeridoo, a jukebox that only plays modern country music, a hyper monkey with diarrhea, Scott Stapp, a drunk, angry hobo, Reserve Street bridge in the summer, your ex. What's the worst thing you can think of to be handcuffed to?