Contact Us

X-Ray of Bottle Stuck in Man’s Butt

Photo courtesy of iStock

A guy went to a Chinese hospital complaining of stomach pains and said he had no idea what was wrong with him. Just a wild guess, but it could be the bottle up his rump.

The adventurous man confessed to shoving the bottle deep inside his bottom after x-rays showed it lodged so far in that surgery would be the only way to remove it. To further complicate things, there was also a wire jammed up there from a failed attempt to fish out the bottle.

OK, let’s stop right there.

First, picture this in your mind: Chinese guy, home alone, clown porn going on his laptop, he looks around for anything to pleasure his hindquarters and comes up with an empty beer bottle. Now picture the best part where he decides that the way to get it out is to shove more things up there.

Second, lesson learned: A wire is not a good remedy for bottle jammed in ass.

There are so many better things to ram in one’s seat. In fact, a doctor in the story fondly recalls a time when his patient had a mustard bottle stuck in his back side.

Here's the Full Story + X-Ray

Best of the Blaze

Recommended for You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for The Blaze Rock Mob quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive The Blaze Rock Mob contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.