“You Farted at the Good Food Store” – Best Local Craiglist Classified… EVER
And before we send you off to enjoy another great Montana weekend, here is something we found on Craigslist that will make you laugh.
The classified ad reads:
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.
Too much organic fiber perhaps?
(UPDATE: Some savvy readers pointed out that this post was ripped off from another Craiglist listing. Booo!!! Ah, well. Still kinda funny.)