Zombie Apocalypse – Is It Beginning?
The news of this last weekends “Cannibal Attack In Miami” has got me on high alert. I am not lying to you when I say “I believe in the possibility of a zombie apocalypse.” I swear that I have a zombie nightmare at least once a month. Blame it on the media or blame it on the burrito I ate before bed, but I think it could happen. Therefore I must take the proper precautions.
They are trying to blame the fact that “a guy tried eating another man’s face in Miami” on PCP or bath salts. Yeah, BATH SALTS. Supposedly, after watching A&E”s Intervention, Bath Salts get you so twisted you crave human flesh. Either way I am getting ready.
You know you are F#@ked when the Center for Disease Control admits that it is a possibility. According to Vibe.com :
“There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for,” the post reads. “Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.”
The post was written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan and describes how to survive when faced against “flesh-eating zombies”
Reports say that the CDC wrote the post to spark interest in people being prepared for a “REAL” disaster. But are they just joking or do they know something we don’t?
Check out the following video and decide for yourself.