Glitch Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs and needs a good cuddle.
Samantha Steele — Crush of the Day
Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.
Yesenia Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.
The Careful Construction of the World’s Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Joke
Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.
10 Beastie Boys Lyrics That Every Guy Should Live By
Adam “MCA” Yauch, a member of the influential and legendary New York rap group the Beastie Boys passed away today at the age of 47. MCA leaves behind not only a nation of hardcore fans, but a legacy of music that will love on for generations.
Jamie Michelle — Babe of the Day
Jamie Michelle (aka ‘Miiss Jamie Michelle’) is a 28-year-old model from Los Angeles, California.
Jeanette Reid — Babe of the Day
Jeanette Reid is a professional model from Los Angeles, California. She has appeared in Playboy Magazine Special Editions 2011, the 2012 Rockstar Calendar, a Manny Pacquiao commercial shoot San Manuel Casino and on the official Manny Pacquiao website.
The Rock Defeats John Cena — Wrestlemania 28 Results
The match, over a year in the making, did not disappoint as The Rock faced off against John Cena in the main event of Wrestlemania 28.
Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos Win Divas Match — Wrestlemania 28 Results
The fourth match of the Wrestlemania 28 card is the Divas as Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres take on Kelly Kelly and Maria Menounos.
And the ‘Babe of the Week’ is…Brit Bliss
Good Morning Miss Bliss! That was the name of ‘Saved By The Bell’ before it was…oh forget it, long story, but congratulations to the lovely Brit Bliss on winning last week’s ‘Babe of the Week’ voting.
Kali Ann Mass — Babe of the Day
Kali Ann Mass is a Playboy Cyber Girl and Special Edition Model from Orlando, Florida.
Alice Goodwin — Babe of the Day
Alice Goodwin was discovered by talent scouts while sunbathing on the beach.