What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Crazy Bear Encounters as Seen by You
Facebook users told us the craziest places they've seen a bear
Montana Towns as Super Smash Bros. Characters: SO Funny
Undeniable similarities that'll make you rofl
The Types of People You Meet at Maggotfest
No surprise a festival with a name like that would attract some interesting characters
‘Alternative’ Means of Transportation Montanans Should Try
I'm not able to find who came up with the phrase, but it's so true— "there's 2 seasons in Montana, winter and road construction." Lately the road construction has bothered me more than ever before, and while I know that road maintenance is necessary, that really doesn't make me feel any better as I'm taking wonky detours and resisting the urge to bite my nails while wondering if I'll mak
Check Out This List of Awesome Free Stuff to Do in Montana
'The best things in life are free,' call it a cliché but it's true
Where to Find Tasty Tacos in Missoula
Every day is Taco Tuesday
Montanan UFC Fighter to Fight for Championship: Date Set
Wow, I've waited so long for this announcement, and I finally got to hear it from the President of the UFC Dana White himself—Helena-born "Suga" Sean O'Malley will officially fight for the bantamweight championship. I've watched every fight live of O'Malley's since he earned a UFC contract on Dana White's Contender Series, the show where up-and-coming fighters compete for a UFC contract.
Missoula’s The Roxy Theater to Host Queer Film Festival
Featuring cinema from across the country and across history
Fictional Animals That Montanans Would Grill
It's grilling season, baby— let's get cookin'
Swerve: The Types of Bad Drivers in Montana
I like driving— it's those pesky other drivers that's the problem.
Things That Suck About Spring in Montana
You might think that spring is a great season here in Montana, but I have the uncanny ability to always find something to complain about
Types of Montanans Taylor Swift Needs to Yell At
Hear me out, maybe Taylor's yelling can fix anything