Alright A7X fans, put on your creative caps (by "put on your creative caps" I mean "smoke whatever you have to"), we're looking for your best "My Bat Country Christmas" stories.

In 300 words or less (we get bored quickly), write a story titled "My Bat Country Christmas". The story must include these 6 subjects/phrases:
Bat Country
American Tragedy
Schecter Guitar
Holiday Sweater

The story that we deem most entertaining wins the Schecter pictured here and 2 passes to take it back stage to be autographed by Avenged Sevenfold when they come to Missoula on Tuesday (12.13). And of course 2 floor tickets by some insane chance you don't have yours yet.

Contest Open: Tuesday (12.6) 6am to Friday (12.9) at midnight
Winner Announced: Monday at 9:30am

In addition to to our General Contest Rules:
Entries longer than 300 words and/or entries which do not include all 6 required words will be disqualified. As will entries missing any of the "ENTRIES MUST INCLUDE" info. Submitted entries become the property of TSM and will be shared on air & online. Open to all ages, winners under the age of 18 will be required to use their guest pass to be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.