Here’s the (very) long and the (very) short about which states have the biggest penis size.

That’s right -- (what, you don't have it bookmarked?) has finally answered the age old question that has burned mankind since our prehistoric ancestors etched naked men on the walls of ‘Cavegirl’ magazine: what state is home to the biggest penises? The site came up with its list based on what size condoms people order.

Coming in first place is North Dakota, which makes us believe Minot is not an abbreviation for ‘miniature.’  Rhode Island – the smallest state in the union in terms of size – finished as the second biggest state in the union in terms of, well, size. South Dakota took third place to prove to the world Mount Rushmore may not be the biggest piece of manhood within its borders.

Mississippi has the dishonor of finishing dead last, ahead of Hawaii, but at least people there can take heart in knowing they have the best weather.

Strangely, Georgia didn’t appear on the list. Guess they're not ordering protection online.

States With Biggest Penis Size

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi

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