Buried In Bacon

Just when you think you've seen the world's supply of bacon used on Epic Meal Time, this happens.... The Bacon Coffin. For three grand you can be buried in this death case painted to look like stips of bacon. What else could you ask for?

I looked further into this and the same company responsible for the bacon coffin (J&D Foods) has also manufactured such things as Bacon Salt, Baconaise (bacon mayo), Bacon Crutons, Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon Pop (bacon flavored popcorn), and the product that made my day to find it actually exists.... (drum roll please) ...brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmm ppppppppppppppppp... BACON LUBE!!!!!!!!! Believe it or not, it is now possible to smell and taste of bacon when you crazy kids are knockin' yer bacon lovin' boots! hmmmm.... Bacon boots.....

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