Do Unicorns Exist in Montana? We Have Seen Weirder Things
We are all used to seeing horses in Montana every day. But, how would you react to seeing a unicorn running down the highway? Contrary to what people have been telling me my whole life, unicorns EXIST. It has all been a lie. I'm guessing next someone is going to try and tell me the Easter Bunny and Santa don't exist? ALL LIES! A unicorn was captured after getting loose from a photo shoot in California back in 2016. Looking just like you assumed, it was wearing a fuzzy pink bridal.
According to the LA Times
It was around 2:30 p.m. when a dispatcher first alerted the nearest CHP officer to an apparent mythical creature at large.
"Initially he thought it might be somebody out there on drugs, seeing things," said CHP spokesman Josh McConnell. "It was a little unreal to hear calls of a unicorn running around on the roadway."
The California Highway Patrol spent 3 1/2 hours trying to catch the pony. Using helicopters and thermal imaging, they finally coaxed the unicorn into coming out from hiding in an orchard. Soon after that, they learned that it was simply a Shetland pony with a prosthetic horn. Sounds like it is just another government cover-up.
If you really want to catch a unicorn you need to have the proper gear. Im sure the Montana Highway Patrol could round up a whole herd of unicorns if given the chance. My guess is that you just need to load up on Skittles. Unicorns love Skittles, RIGHT?
Missoula Pride Parade 2022
Missoula Lard Butt 1k
Missoula's Lard Butt 1k, 2022, a glorious day for doughnuts and costumes.