Snowfall depression calls for a coupla gallons of lube tonight at The Fox Club.

It's the last Sunday of the month, and that means amateur night a The Fox. Ladies, if you want to participate, show up around 9 to get signed up. Honestly, like for really real, no matter your level of talent on stage, you're likely to earn more tip money in one night than you would for an entire week at your side hustle.

As for the half time show, two words for ya, LUBE WRESTLING.  The lovely ladies of The Fox will be entertaining you during intermission with some lube wrestling. You do not want to miss this, bring your singles, the party starts at 9:30 p.m., $5 cover, 21+.