Field-Facing Urinals and Pee Walls: College Stadium Bathroom Fails

We're talking about bizarre, gross, perhaps intrusive bathrooms today, boys and girls. Specifically, we're talking about college football stadium bathrooms, and boy, oh boy, college football stadium bathrooms can be rancid.

Urinals with a field view

Have you ever relieved yourself with a view of a football game? I hope not because there's a good chance you shouldn't be peeing and watching a game. Either you’re doing it on the field — which is a crime — or you’re in a bathroom with the game on your phone (which can be dangerous). Or you’re peeing at Missouri State’s football field.

Missouri State's Plaster Stadium carved windows out of one of its men's bathrooms so the bros could still watch the game. That is absolutely hilarious. It's not the first time that College Football Campus Tour, aka our friend Michael Barker, has encountered a peculiar bathroom. 

Former FCS team Delaware has a literal pee wall. A LITERAL PEE WALL! It looks like a cellar straight out of a horror film featuring a haunted butcher's shop.

And can you imagine the stench in that bathroom? Sheesh.

We're familiar with strange toilets in the Treasure State, by the way.

READ MORE: Why Are There So Many Bizarre Toilets in Montana? 

Washington-Grizzly Stadium needs a few upgrades. We would take a revamped press box, for instance, but I don't think we need to carve windows into our bathrooms. Sure, it would be nice to watch the game, but I'd be weirded out looking at other people minding their own business in the stands.

Weird stuff.