Jarla Suicide — Today’s Suicide Girl

Meet Jarla, a SuicideGirl from Germany who thinks nerds are hot, but only real ones.

NAME: Jarla Suicide

AGE: 26

LOCATION: Germany

OCCUPATION: Nurse

CURRENT CRUSH: Travis Barker

HERO: Homer J. Simpson

GETS ME HOT: Nerds. Real ones, only!

FAVORITE POSITION: Doggy

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: Way too early!

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard.

MY DRUG USE: Drug free.

I AM LOOKING FOR: Whoever comes along.

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me…

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music – Go to a show.

I WANT: Friendship.

INTO: Cars, clothes, hair, shoes, money and the gym.

MAKES ME HAPPY: Being healthy.

HOBBIES: Gym, protein shakes, music, cars and shopping.

5 THINGS I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: Shampoo, razors, perfume, iPhone and mascara.

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