Killer Beaver in Belarus

I'm sure the chicks are hot, and given Belarus was once part of the Soviet Union you can probably marry one via catalog. This blog of animal/human interaction is, once again, quite literal. A Belarusian was fishing with a couple friends, stopped to take a photo of a beaver, and the bastard beaver didn't just TRY to bite him, the beaver did bite him, right in the thigh, and through an artery. The Huffington Post reports the fella was D.O.A. 30 minutes later when he reached the hospital.

Sometimes you get the beaver. Sometimes the beaver gets you. Now enjoy some Primus.