McDonald’s Unveils New Creepy Mascot

McDonald's has unveiled their new mascot, which some are describing as "scarier than Ronald McDonald."

Ronald McDonald is pretty damn creepy if you ask me. Especially the Ronnie D statues you see sitting on benches at Micky D's, creepily smiling, hoping you'll come on over and sit on his clown lap. With that said, I don't think that Happy, the new mascot, is scarier or creepier, but it's certainly more obnoxious and annoying.

Happy's massive teeth have some have comparing it to Gary Busey, and has others running away in fear that it intends to chomp their faces. And don't they serve Happy Meals in bags now anyway?