Small Towns, Big Laughs: TikTok’s Montana Hookup Rankings

Every so often, TikTok coughs up a lineup that makes you wonder if the robots are just bored. Exhibit A: the faceless AI account that recently rated the “Top 20 Montana Towns to get LAID.” No methodology, no research, just a voiceover and some stock Google images. Basically, AI slop dressed up as social science.

The video itself wasn’t much, but the comments? That’s where the real entertainment was. Montanans wasted no time tearing apart this so-called list.

The Missing Heavy Hitters

First off, how do you write a Montana hookup list and leave out the college towns? Patrick nailed it: “None of the college towns represented, odd.” Rollin added, “Great Falls, Missoula or Billings nowhere?” Must be a "big fish in a big pond" kind of scenario, I would guess.

Small Towns, Big Questions

Then there were the head-scratchers. Theanna joked, “Everyone in Big Timber Montana is related in some way so have fun with that.” Beanie was unimpressed with their hometown’s inclusion: “Ennis Montana IS NOT it. Trust me.” And the_lonely_rat described Livingston flat-out: “I live in Livingston, this town is literally a retirement town.”

Montanans Bring the Roast

Some comments were comedy gold. Rowdy said, “You just named every town with 100 or more population.” Dawn joked about the omissions: “Ha Ha Ha Missoula not in list.” And Mustardhealer49 summed up the “research” with: “feild studys.”

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The Real Takeaway

So is this list accurate? Not even close. But the comments prove one thing: Montanans aren’t going to let some AI channel decide which towns are hookup hubs. If you want the truth, don’t trust TikTok’s anonymous lists; just scroll the comments.