Music Ruined My Name

The Huffington Post put up an article recently, pointing out 23 women's names ruined by music (e.g., "Drity Diana" by Michael Jackson; "Roxanne" by the Police).

I'm calling sexist bulls**t on this one. What about guy's names in songs and the hellish consequences resulting from such songs? Consider the name Bradley. A fomer major league baseball player named Milton Bradley (no, not the board game guy) got arrested on battery charges; a basketball player at Bradley University got busted on a drug charge; and this upstanding citizen from Knoxville, Tennessee, one Danielle Bradley, is in jail for theft and failing to appear.

I blame Coal Chamber (who, by the way, are back together and contemplating a new record).