Nerd Rants About New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie [NSFW]
In his defense, he makes some valid points (even if it seems if he sprinkled some crack on his Cheerios before this rant). It's a long one, but he's funnier and more excited as he goes! I grew up with the original Turtles and the old cartoon and no amount of visual technology or CGI will ever top the first movie (TMNT II and III sucked). I remember being stoked for the 2007 TMNT to come out.... until I found out it was a computer animated movie. After seeing the preview for the new Turtles movie, it looks like it will be great for a new generation with no expectations, but I'll wait till it hits Netflix to see this one.
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