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Here’s How Rob Gronkowski Preps For Quarantine
Gronks quarantine prep is, um, very gronk-like of him.
Man Buys Up All Of The Hand Sanitizer In His State To Make A Quick Profit And Fails Big Time
Not only is he greedy, but he's stupid.
Source: WRCBtv
There’s A Toilet Paper “Roll Over” On The Highway
While the world is scrambling to find tp for their bunghole, look no further than your local highway.
TOILET PAPER UPDATE: I found toilet paper! Not where you expect though. An apparent “Roll over”. Roll over here... Roll over there.
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No Son, You Can’t Slap Your Mom’s Breasts
It's a new TikTok craze but a Mom & son doing it? Ew. Maybe it'd be better if Mom slapped him back?!
Source: DailyMail
Kid’s Magnetic Fishing Pole Catches A Live Grenade
What the hell are all these grenades doing in our rivers?
Source: FOX13
Zamboni Driver Gets Called On To Play Goalie, Gets A Win In An NHL Game
At some point, pretty much every kid dreams of being a professional athlete. And for 42-year-old David Ayers of Toronto, that dream came true on Saturday night, when he was called on to play goalie for the Carolina Hurricanes in a game agains the Toronto Maple Leafs...
He Crashed A Rocket Sled Going 250MPH & Walked Away Without A Scratch
Kurt Anderson was aiming to break a world record set back in 1981. While he failed to break the record due to a crash, he walked away from the wreck without a scratch!
Source: WJAC6
Deion Sanders Pleads With Other Men To Stop Peeing On Toilet Seats
No one likes walking into a restroom and seeing droplets of liquid gold on the toilet seat. But it takes a real American like Deion Sanders to make a plea to all men out there to stop peeing on the seat. #IStandWithPrimeTime