Pretty much everything The Onion publishes & produces is top notch gold. This one is not only effin' hilarious, it's double funny as it hits home. My favorite parts are when he explains that the women generally keep their bras on during the fight and the photo of One Eyed Sue and the fact that she "punctured a man's scrotum with her teeth". Good stuff, check it out...

 

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