We have all been broke and have done some couch digging for some extra change to get that beer while we wait on payday to come back around. This Florida man tried to trade a live gator! I'm not a gator hunter, but that seems like a lot of trouble to just get a few brewskies!
It sounds like Dante from the movie "Grandma's Boy" has officially been busted. In the movie, Dante wanted to train a lion to guard his stash, but in this story, it is an alligator named "Mr. Teeth."