At the top of the seventh inning of Sunday's St. Louis Cardinals-Chicago Cubs Major League Baseball game broadcast, the ESPN commentators talked about the importance of being consistent.
Then, baseball analyst Curt Schilling made a joke about his sex life.
Most old guys have their go-to jokes.
And most of the time, they're exactly what you'd expect: not funny at all. They're dad jokes. And while they're not funny, they are charming because they're being told by an old man.
I love having kids. They are so much fun, and really fun to play tricks on. April Fool’s Day has got to be the most fun day of the year when you have kids. There isn’t much that will put a smile on your face faster, or make laugh longer, than seeing the surprise on your child’s face when they realize they’ve been tricked, and by their parents no less. So, to help all of us parents make this April
Most of the time, I’m a pretty good sport when it comes to being pranked.
OK, that’s a total lie. I hate being the victim of practical jokes, but I love playing the part of the jokester — although, to be honest, most of my pranks fail due to my inability to keep a straight face