National Metal Day

So about a month ago I started hearing about National Metal Day and I'm like what the Hell?  Did I get too drunk last year and miss that this official American holiday exists?  Did an email from Satan accidentally go to my spam folder?

Talk about your heavy-metal thunder on the tube. VH1 Classic has scheduled 11 days of metal-themed programming in early November that will culminate with its self-proclaimed National Metal Day on Nov. 11. “Nobody is more metal than VH1 Classic,” said Ben Zurier, VH1 Classic’s executive vice president of programming strategy...