pig

This Pennsylvania interstate experienced a backup when a 600-pound pig escaped from its trailer. To protect the porker from prematurely becoming bacon, police shut down half the highway while the driver tried to corral the creature.

Let's just say it right here: Pets don't belong on planes.

If it sounds like the beginning of a dumb joke, it is not. Recently, a story has surfaced in Australia, of a group of hikers who discovered a pig drinking all of their beer and going on a rampage. Destroying the campsite and eventually turning it's attention to an innocent cow.