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KC is the king when it comes to posting NSFW porn on our website. I mean his legendary 'Golden Girls XXX' post (which has been viewed millions of times), and his latest 'Tribute to 'Murica' contribution.

If you were looking for advice on the meaning of love, you probably didn't think to turn to porn stars to find the answers.

Last Thursday night, the Nashville Predators played the St. Louis Blues. During the television broadcast of the NHL matchup on Fox Sports Tennessee, some people heard something other than the traditional sounds of hockey play-by-play. It was something much, much different.

Everybody watches porn, so why are we so afraid of getting caught with it? I'll tell you why. We're not afraid of getting busted looking at porn, we're afraid of being judged for the type of porn we are watching. Right?

You prayers have been answered. The porn industry is finally paying homage to the legendary Golden Girls, with there very own porn movie. Our friends at Funny or Die asked Hal Rudnick to pay a visit to the Golden Girls XXX movie set, for an interview with the talented staff. I'm sure it goes without saying, that we will be awkwardly sitting with pillows on our laps.

This is some serious porn science right here. OK, not that serious as it includes phrases such as 'ass related terms', 'fat ass', 'onion booty' and 'Mandingo'. But it is a very legit study conducted by Porn Hub.

Don't you hate it when somebody says something in an innocent way, and you can't help but throw in the "that's what she said," or simply laugh like Beavis and Butthead? Then there is a good chance that you have a dirty mind. Still not sure? Watch the following video, and you will know...

8 worlds down before Mario could finally "collect his prize." Are you all ready to see what Bowser was holding hostage?

I'm sure at least one of your buddies has uttered the phrase "no set of boobs can ever be too big." Turns out they can. A porn star by the name of Elizabeth Starr has been told to either give em up or die.

I remember a few years back, our girl Angel was kind enough to purchase me a birthday present. The present included a twelve pack of beer and a VHS copy of midget porn. I have to say, it too the entire twelve pack before curiosity got the best of me. Not something I would be willing to spend time in jail for, but a New Mexico man will, now that he got busted for stealing midget porn.

Gary Wilson is a physiology teacher and host of yourbrainonporn.com, a site that shows the deleterious effects heavy porn viewing has on your processor like OCD, ED, addiction, social anxiety, restlessness and desensitization to name a few...