scott stoll

Thanks to everybody who submitted a "Bat Country Christmas" story, you guys cracked us the eff UP!!  Mostly "self pleasure" type stuff...as expected.  Congrats to Scott Stoll, he won with this rad little ditty which included all of the required words, which were: Bat Country Wizard Mermaid American Tragedy Schecter Guitar Holiday Sweater "Twas the night before my Bat Count