
7 Adult Toys Nobody Wants – What? You Haven’t Heard of the Vajankle?
We here at The Blaze LOVE us some adult toys. Especially having big rubber ones on hand at all times to slap our guests and coworkers with. We thought we'd seen everything, I mean, after all, we are the ones who introduced you to the scrotum backpack and the horse tail butt plug. But these, THESE, um, NO.

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![Free Beer & Hot Wings: Couple Busted For Having Sex On Roof of Chipotle Restaurant [Video]](http://townsquare.media/site/43/files/2014/07/476810365.jpg?w=980&q=75)
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![Free Beer & Hot Wings: Ukrainian Actress Claims to Have Had ‘Pleasurable Sex’ with a Ghost [Video]](http://townsquare.media/site/43/files/2014/05/Natasha-Blasick-Getty-Images.jpg?w=980&q=75)


![Man Challenges Himself to "Finish" Before Loud Neighbors [VIDEO]](http://townsquare.media/site/108/files/2014/01/hqdefault6.jpg?w=980&q=75)
