There's a squirrel in Austin, Texas that may be a little smarter than all of the other squirrels.
Marky Mark, a name given because he was the "Lone Survivor" of a fire, is that smart squirrel.
I know that relationships can be tough. Sometimes a person can take an argument too far and casue the other significant other to inflict bodily harm. Usually that involves fists, knives, guns or even a baseball bat... But a Squirrel?