strippers

It is something that happens just about every night in every strip club around the world. Some lonely guy stumbles in drunk and thinks he is going to take one of the girls home. 99% of the time it is the same answer, "oh you're sweet, but I can't, come back tomorrow m'kay...

There's a protest battle ensuing in Ohio. It all started with the people of New Beginnings Ministries protesting outside the local strip club, The Foxhole North, CNN reported.

I understand how this can cause some upset in the family of this elderly woman, but let it be known if I ever make it to nursing home status... start sending in the strippers!

In my time served at the local "peeler" joint, I have grown to enjoy women with slightly more clothing. It left more to the imagination. You can have your girl in lacy lingerie, when I would prefer a girl in sweat pants and a t-shirt. It is safe to say that working at a strip club ruined my need for nudity...

In my time served as a stripclub DJ, I would constantly hear the dancers complain about one girl "out-hustling" another girl. They would say things like "OMG that girl is totally copying my dance moves just to get a private dance from the rich guy." Now the dancers have even more competition to bitch about, as German and British engineers have created robot strippers.

So there I was at the Blacktop Ballet, sitting at the tip rail, making phallic shapes with my dollar bills and trying to make them stand up on the not so flat barrier that separated me from the stage. I was not successful.  I thought in my PBR saturated mind, "If only I could broaden my knowledge of origami as to have more options, this might not be a future problem...

A ban on stripping has been placed on girls at an Australian strip club ever since liquor and gaming officials revoked the establishment’s permit in lieu of a tax debt of nearly $1 million.

A man has filed a lawsuit against a strip club claiming a stripper ruptured his bladder during a pole dance performance.

If you’re rich and your girlfriend happens to be a stripper, it stands to reason that you impressed her by throwing your money around. Moderation is important in all aspects of life, though, especially when it comes to letting stripper girlfriends get behind expensive cars they can’t handle.

Being in prison is supposed to be an unpleasant deterrent to crime but a few wealthy drug lords at the maximum Federal Detention Center in Miami are reportedly getting some rather unusual perks: strippers and pole dancers.

The big news in public transportation this week was 26-year old Ryan Wenzel (not pictured), who entertained riders of New York City’s L Train with a pole dance. While the show may have seemed spontaneous, it turns out it was actually part of a shoot for an upcoming Girl Talk video...

I'm reading at fark.com and TMZ that there is an exotic dancer shortage plaguing the Dallas-Fort Worth area.