While the world is scrambling to find tp for their bunghole, look no further than your local highway.
TOILET PAPER UPDATE: I found toilet paper! Not where you expect though. An apparent “Roll over”. Roll over here... Roll over there.
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A trooper from Nebraska used his "Dad knowledge" of Frozen to help calm down a little girl whose mother had slid off the road into a ditch.
**Dad Skills Alert**
When a mom and kids slid into a ditch near Waterloo yesterday, Troopers responded to help...