weapons

I'm not referring to the ubiquitous Swiss Army multi-tool, but most of us have one of those too.

What the hell are all these grenades doing in our rivers? Source: FOX13

Some people just don't deserve to own a gun because they're really stupid. That applies to this guy.

Can a bigger bullet be LESS life threatening? In this case, yes, it can.

There's being pro-gun, but this idiot takes it to another level.

A Kentucky police officer is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the stomach while in an elevator with his wife.

The other day, while cleaning his gun at the kitchen table, former Major League Baseball player Jose Canseco failed to check that the chamber was clear and ended up shooting his finger completely off. That's a big bummer. Doctors were able to reattach the finger, but the prognosis doesn't look so great.

Well, this is something that you just don't expect to see while in a college class. A chemistry professor at Idaho State University was in the middle of teaching a class when a pistol he was carrying in his pocket discharged unexpectedly, KIFI-TV reported. The bullet found a resting spot in his foot. So, he literally shot himself in the foot.

While vacationing with her family in Arizona, a 9-year-old girl accidentally shot and killed a shooting range instructor while she was firing an Uzi.

Dudes are attracted to, and distracted by bright, shiny objects, especially stabby ones.  If you haven't already (but I bet you have), at some point in your life you will get the desire to own a sword.