Teen Posts Bond After Humping Stuffed Horse at Walmart

Big surprise, this story comes out of Florida, pun intended.

Mug shot courtesy of Hernando County Police Department

19-year-old Sean Johnson of Florida was apprehended outside of a Walmart after violating a stuffed toy horse.

Sean was seen taking the stuffed animal from the toy department and walking over to the bedding area of the store. That's where he pulled out his goods and rammed the horse in it's back side before finishing on it's chest.

As if that weren't gross enough, he placed the soiled toy on top of a bed set, which then became contaminated with his baby batter and had to be disposed of.

Police picked up Sean in the parking lot and the greasy teen was let out on $1500 bond.