Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Kermit [PICTURES]
Meet Kermit, a SuicideGirl who lives in France, studies art and loves men with shaved heads.
‘Barmate of the Year’ Hannah Gappa — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Hannah Gappa beat out 11 other finalists for the annual Playboy ‘Barmate of the Year’ honor.
Linzy Kay — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Linzy Kay was born and raised in a small town outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Modeling is her passion but she is currently pursuing a biology degree because “she is a nerd like that.”
Juliette Lewis — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
It seems as though Juliette Lewis has been around forever. She gained famed for her role in Cape Fear (and was nominated for a Golden Globe and Oscar) but has been on our screen (and in our minds) since her turn as Wayne’s girlfriend in ‘The Wonder Years.’
Who Will Be ‘SuicideGirl of the Year?’ [POLL]
The SuicideGirls are a huge part of this website. Every day, we feature one of the fantastic and fascinating women as our ‘SuicideGirl of the Day.’ Now that the year is rapidly coming to a close, we thought it would be fun to have a little friendly competition involving the ladies and their passionate fans.
The Bella Twins — Babes of the Day [PICTURES]
Brianna and Nicole Garcia-Colace, better known as WWE Divas ‘The Bella Twins’ prove that two is always hotter than one.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Rourke
Meet Rourke, a SuicideGirl who works as an operating room nurse, loves men in v-neck shirts and gets hot when people kiss her neck.
Brina Palencia — Crush of the Day [INTERVIEW]
Brina Palencia has been talking to you for years. You might have even heard her voice in your dreams. No, she doesn’t live in your closet. She has provided voices for tons of English language versions of popular Japanese anime films and television series, most notably the ‘Dragonball Z’ series.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Damsel
Meet Damsel, a SuicideGirl who considers herself a “bad booty shaker,” loves Chelsea Handler and wants to fall in love and make music forever.
April Rose — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
April Rose is a spokesperson and model who owns the distinction of being the first Canadian on the cover of Maxim magazine.
U.S. National Women’s Rowing Team — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The Power & Grace Calendar is the official fundraiser of the US National Women’s Rowing Team. All of the calendar proceeds will go to the US National Women’s Rowing Team to help cover daily training expenses. The entire team, and their calendar, is our ‘crush’ today.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Iluvenis [PICTURES]
Meet Iluvenis, a SuicideGirl that hates fake people, calls her favorite sexual position ‘the anvil’ and just lost her virginity today.