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See What 6 Months of No Sex and No Guinness Does to a Woman [NSFW VIDEO]

I understand that prolonged dry spells of sex can cause anger issues, but you better watch out if you come across a thirsty/sex deprived woman waiting for her next pint of Guinness. Thankfully we will be drinking plenty of the irish stout tomorrow AT Brooks and Browns before the Dropkick Murphys sho

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New Season Teaser Trailers For “South Park” and “Key and Peele” [VIDEO]

The fall season of television has arrived. I am stoked for season 18 of South Park, as Im sure Matt and Trey have plenty to talk about with how crazy the world has been. I am also stoked for the season premiere of Key and Peele. Both on Comedy Central and both premiering on Wednesday night. Check out the teasers for both shows and set your DVR now.

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Adults Try 5th Grade Math [VIDEO]

I attempted to do long division the other day. It was damn near impossible. I seemed to have forgotten how to do math immediately after learning it. If it wasn't for calculators, we would be too lazy to do math

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How to Open a Beer with Paper [VIDEO]

If it is one thing that will kill you buzz more than anything, it is realizing your beer didn't come with "twist off" caps. I have learned a couple tricks on how to get the caps off without a bottle opener, but the paper trick is a new and seemingly more convenient way to open a beer

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Category: Blogs, Food, Funny, KC, Videos
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Dudes Reading #GirlProblems Is, Like, So Whatever

It's tough to be a woman. No man can truly understand the issues they are confronted with each and every single day. Now, go read that with total sarcasm.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Talk Bestiality on Oprah [VIDEO]

I mentioned recently how stoked I am that TMNT is making a comeback 30 years after I started watching them. But the new turtles are noting compared to the old school turtles of the late 80's. They were big enough to land a guest spot on "Oprah" and we found the footage

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Watch Nikki Sixx Spend a Day as a New Jersey Record Store Clerk

During a tour stop in New Jersey, Nikki Sixx posed as a fake record store employee named Larry catering to the needs of the customers.

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If Girls Proposed to Guys [VIDEO]

I'm still writing checks to payoff that little chunk of metal I had to put on my lady's finger. Everytime I write the check I feel like it was a complete rip off. If the ring is about symbolizing your love for one another, I could have bought an "alright" ring at Walmart and still had money left over to buy a used car. It all seems to make sense if you reverse the rolls, see a video that illustrates the answer to "what if girls proposed to guys."

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Stephen Gough Repeats His Walk From Lands End To John OGroats
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The Scrotum Backpack is Perfect for Any Outdoor Adventure

Imagine you're walking to your next class and you see what appears to be a giant scrotum on a man's back. NO, you're not imagining it, it is a real thing. While waiting in line to purchase concert tickets, a person in Montreal snapped a photo of a scrotum backpack

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80′s Cartoons Where are They Now? [VIDEO]

I was discussing this past weekend about how stoked I am that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are still popular with kids 25 years after I thought they where cool. I love the fact that my kid loves watching a show that I watched when I was a kid

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Life Lesson: Don’t Call Mike Tyson a Rapist [NSFW VIDEO]

I don't care how simple minded the guy seems, you don't want to piss off Mike Tyson. He will probably eat your face. After being convicted of rape back in 1992, Tyson spent some time in prison and converted to Islam

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No Surprise: Satan Has a Gigantic Wang

Some awesome person erected (pun intended) a 9-foot-tall naked devil statue in a public park in Vancouver. I don't know what I love more about this devil, that he's giving the devil horns, or that he's sporting a huge boner.

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