The state of Michigan takes a lot of crap in the media. Detroit, Flint, and other rust-belt cities usually make the list of worst towns in the US.

But now you have a reason to visit. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Baco, available this summer at West Michigan Whitecaps games (they play just outside of Grand Rapids, so in theory your wallet should be safe). What's a baco? It's just like a taco, but with a shell made of bacon. I thought the Nacho Cheese Doritos taco was the greatest thing ever. I was wrong.

Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, might the Osprey add such a delicious between-innings snack? If they're not planning on it, they should.