Rev. Brian

In fairness to Glenn Beck this 14 year old kid makes us all look intellectually inadequate. What sets Glenn apart is that a squid makes him look intellectually inadequate, while the rest of us are probably a little brighter than sea creatures

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Most of us know ya don't mess with a bear.

(except for radio sales people from Denver. I attended a conference in Chicago some years back, and got stuck eating breakfast with a bunch of asshat sales reps from Denver, who had no idea what bear spray was, or why anyone would need it)

Sometimes, though, the bear messes with you

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I know exactly what you're thinking: DVDs? Doesn't everyone watch Netflix now? The tale of DVDs that smell like pizza comes from Brazil

(maybe they don't have Netflix in the Amazon . . . and for that matter, do they have Amazon in the Amazon . . . sadly ironic if they don't)

Actually, availability of broadband

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Piggy-backing on yesterday's theme of "there's a week for everything," I remind you that this week is National Police Week. Perhaps due to the holiday, perhaps not, I've stumbled upon a couple law enforcement stories this morning.

First: though the United States has a global reputation

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Conventional wisdom tells us that women have a higher pain tolerance than men. We base that assumption on childbirth. It's understandable we think this way, given how men react to simulated labor pains

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My first introduction to the man in the boat (the term, mind you, not the body part it stands for) was a scene from South Park . . .

Turns out the little man in the boat had its own week in May, courtesy of the folks at Clitoraid. Clitoris Awareness

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Looking for another reason to feel good about life in the Rockies? Men's Health recently named Jackson, Mississippi the laziest city in the country. In fact, the 10 laziest cities in the U.S. all reside south of the Mason-Dixon line

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Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between an excited Brit, and a drunk Brit. Check out the video below and decide for yourself.

(some background from the Huffington Post on this story: Pa

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We've all had (or have) a jagoff boss. If I'm being honest, something like this should have happened to me many times over. I recall one Myspace update (that should tell you how long ago this was) in which I basically asked my sales manager for new shoes, because the rah-rah inspirational bullsh*t video he made us watch made me puke on my new Nikes

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Is this chick alive or dead? It seems folks in Madison, Wisconsin couldn't tell, as 9-1-1 operators were
overwhelmed with calls from cellphone users reporting people lying on the grass, not moving, possibl

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The headline ain't lyin folks! I'm a semi-recent workout convert. Prior to 2006 I weighed about 295, and the Dominos guy knew me by name. Then I kicked the happy pills, got my ass in the gym, and it's become a real lifestyle now

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The recently-held Golden Gods gave us many, many cool performances and collaborations. One of the best: Halestorm with Dave Draiman. Check it out below, and prepare yourself for Halestorm in Missoula August 1!

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