Horrid Cowboy Boot Flip Flops are SO Montana

Goddammit, now I can't UNsee these. I almost want to order a pair to wear this summer just to piss people off.

A sinister, sun loving hick named Scotty Franklin is responsible for the white hot disaster that is the 'Redneck Flip Flop,' or 'Redneck Boot Sandals' as they are known on his Facebook page.

As the story goes, Redneck Scotty was sitting on the beach one day when the idea struck him, 'how can I make people look as ridiculous as possible and cause horrendous tan lines from the knees down?' We can totally envision hicks wearing these at festivals this summer. Bleh.

If you're interested, Scotty invites you to send him your new or used boots and he will flip flop 'em up for $50 plus shipping.