Horseback Riding Simulator OR Sex Conditioner?

After taking a trip to Blue Mountain this past weekend, I noticed a bunch of hot chicks in tight pants wrap their legs around a big sweaty beast. I then realized that chicks that ride horses could probably break me in half with their thighs. Horse back riding is considered an athletic sport, but I never thought that they would invent a workout machine that simulates it. Leave it to the Japanese to hook up the latest workout craze. Just be careful not to spin around backwards, or it will get borderline pornographic. Yayy EXERCISE!!!